10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale by nikatil, literature
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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her Ice Queen behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
7. Claim that being a human aint so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didnt go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalies u
He sits on the edge of the Empire State
Wondering if it was wise to follow this path of heroism.
All it has brought him is misery after misery
His best friend, now an enemy
The uncle that was like his father, six feet under
An enemy that feeds off the anger of a rival
And the girl next door, unattainable.
What drives his heroics?
It is all but one saying
A saying that was told to him a long time ago
"With great power comes great responsiblity."